language exams gone, now theres a-maths

Now in this time of distress, when the English exams have come to pass, and the rest are yet to come, leaving us only 1 week to appreciate all the good things that have ever happened in our lives. Looking back into the past saying, "wow, I've lived such a good life", what am I doing as others are frantically searching for an answer, a clue, or even a hint to whatever questions that may pop out during the examination, that they may secure in the knowledge of scoring well?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Ok, maybe a bit of dota here and there, blogging, and to top it all off, my friend's passing me the much anticipated, game of the century, the all-important necessity to filling a void in our empty lives, I give you, with a very joyful heart, the Best Game In The World, HALF LIFE 1.



Yes! With it's spectacular 600 x 400 resolution, 16 bit graphics and an arsenal of weapons, this game is astoundingly comparable to that of quake 4!



Who can even detect the slightest difference between these two games??
Heh, I'm bored..lets just end now so Idon't have to keep typing

heh heh -- adsense

Who wouldn't be enticed when a program comes up that allows you to earn money solely depending on other people without you yourself having to work? Well, something just like it already exists! Its.....AdSense! It's free and easy to use (as indicated in the introduction page) and enables you to gain money by people clicking on the advertisement on your website!

However, within days of participating in the wonderful world of free money and actually having such an attractive advertisement on the hurricane effort, I have found that only 18 year olds and above are allowed to gain money from this convenient application of technology. This is bullshit.

Below is the feedback on how amazing AdSense is in helping desparate individuals attain a subtle form of accomplishment, being able to sqeeze a random amount of money to add to their miserable, pathetic lives spent staring at the computer screen, celebrating deep down in their hearts every cent that they made.

“At the beginning I was very concerned that I might lose traffic to competitors. I only used AdSense on a limited number of the site’s pages, and I watched the stats very carefully. If the traffic, pages per visitor, or conversion rates dropped I knew I could easily pull the ads...Since implementing AdSense, our ad revenue has increased more than tenfold, and 100 percent of my available inventory is now sold through AdSense.”
- Vik Kachoria, Entrepreneur, Real Adventure.

Watched the stats very carefully is the part i love best. I'm not saying that AdSense is a waste of whatever precious time we have left in our lives, I'm just saying that they could have more than 3 positive remarks on their service if they had allowed 15 year olds (like me) to benefit from their gift to the world. The other two remarks are below for your veiwing pleasure

“Instead of spending money to hire an additional sales rep to sell ad banners, Google ads have become a virtual sales tool for us. Now we’re able to reap thousands of dollars in additional advertising revenue each month that we would very likely have missed without Google AdSense.”
- Robert Hoskins, Editor and Group Publisher, Broadband Wireless Exchange

“Google shows targeted ads reflecting the sorts of information and services SeatGuru visitors want. For a small business like mine, this is the best approach to advertising. You set it up easily, it automatically serves relevant ads, and it takes very little of my time.”
- Matt Daimler, Founder, SeatGuru.com

http://www.google.com/services/adsense_tour/page9.html

So the question is: why not allow us 7 to 17 year olds (the age when they are normally exposed to the internet to those that can't use AdSense) to use your incredibly effective program? No no no never mind that most of the world's population of 7 to 17 year olds are connected to the internet and have a blog which you can exploit for your advertising purposes, nahhh we'd like to avoid a situation whereby both the advertising company and the host of the website benefit from your currently exclusive program.

I could comment more on this issue like how they think their better than us by being "exclusive" to 18 year olds and above, but I wanna go play my computer games now. I don't think i'll get sued or something for this will I?

Note: The AdSence on my blog will be left up there for fun. Thank you for your support

oh man i just have to post this

(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=femnazi2)

Shoot my own foot till the cows come home

Yes the ENGLISH exam is tommorow, and what am i doing? BLOGGING. Thats right, BLOGGING. BLLLOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGINNNNGGGGG. Heh, that was so cheap and pointless. Oh well, at this very moment other people are burning the midnight oil studying at the eleventh hour until they are at the end of their tether, confident that they wont be at their wits end in the exams, making sure that the exam would be child's play. However I do not have my heart in my mouth, taking down notes in black and white until im heavy-eyed and in a complete fix the moment I wake up the next day at sixes and sevens. Thus, I think studying for the english exams is just as useful as carrying gold to Newcastle.

By leaps and bounds, remarks will be blurted out about how I'm wrong or how I'm blowing my own trumpet and one might go to any lengths to blaze the trial to calling me thick in the head. Well, stop airing your opinions and washing your dirty linen in public. Nobody wants to know your ups and downs, how you turned over a new leaf or threw in the sponge. You are not the salt of the earth! You are not the apple of anyone's eye. In fact, I laugh up your sleeve whoever you are. Yeah that's right, I siad it , now go cry over spilt milk you hopeless white elephant. Heh, crocodile tears.

Well, now that im done talking through my hat about someone I may have made up, let's just hope that we see eye to eye. I'm not studying for english, and yet im looking up idioms, cool.
Ok, I know that this post could be a lot longer, but I have put my shoulder to the wheel and I cant put my best foot forward if it drags to more than 40 minutes. So, I'm ending it here. I'm striking while the iron is hot so that I can finally stand on my own legs (my legs are cramped, crap!). Taking the French leave! Starting from scratch just to put the cart before the horse is just sticking my neck out. I have to mind my p's and q's.

To find out the meaning of whatever ive siad, please consult your nearest self-help book on idioms. If you cant find them, you're just a pig in a poke.

What's GOING ON In My Life?!

How is it that normal people will feel so stressed, busy, and tired all at the same time and yet I can still sit back, relax and enjoy the comfort of my home? Yes, exams are just around the corner, with just 3 days till Chinese paper. People are working hard, people are studying, people are putting so much of their daily lives into reading, memorising, understanding, solving that they are driven to the brink of self-destruction (I think some people have studied so hard that they blank out during the exam itself so yeah self-destruction).

There is no logical explanation as to why I don't have "a sense of urgency" or "the drive to push forward" as said by my teachers besides the fact that I just dont. In fact, maybe i'm writing this to get my mind on studying but...if that's the case y am i still writing this?!

Great..now I know that this isnt working..but I still feel like writing anyway. So how could it be that I'm not worried about the exams even though I know I should? Maybe there are others like me, but I'm not prepared to repeat what happened in Term Assessment 1.

The first exam of the year, taking into consideration my sec 2 results, I thought that i didn't need to study since the paper would be as simple as my past examinations. As such, while others were frantically searching their textbooks revising what they have learnt over the past few months, I was at home watching TV eating potato chips or playing Dota.



(some random image taken from google)


THE RESULTS: ENGLISH - B
CHINESE - E
COM.HUMANITIES - F
MATHS - E
A-MATHS- F
PHYSICS - C
CHEMISTRY - A
BIOLOGY - B

Now the whole world can see why I should be studying, wow, I feel like studying now (or maybe im just hungry).

GAHH sports

Sports. What is sports? Sports is a test of physical ability, a test of strength, of power, of the ability to do work, lots of things. I think sports is the only thing that reminds us of how important our bodies are. Imagine this, you sit on a couch, playing video games or reading a book. Suddenly you feel your muscles start to lose control. You cant lift the remote, you cant even STAND UP. That's what your world would be like of there were no sports.

Why am i talking about sports in the first place? Well, firstly, my NAFTA. Arrghh NAFTA is a test of physical ability, a test of strength, of power, of the ability to do work, lots of things. However, now that we're talking about NAFTA and not sports, we can say that NAFTA is the zenith of trials and tribulations of magnanimous proportions, which could send you into an enormous high of great accomplishment, or throw you into a dungeon of self-pity, despair and lost of hope. Well, personally, as long i pass im happy, but there are others who set much higher standards for themselves that they really fight to get that A.

The people that say: "Hey, I want an A in .....", and they exercise and work and sweat to get the well-deserved A. Depending completely on their own willpower without troubling others to push them forward when they are about to give up. These people have earned whatever respect they've gained. However, sadness is among those who say: Hey, Iwant an A in.....", but they sit on the couch eating potato chips and playing video games while their parents are constantly nagging them to get off their lazy butt cheeks and start burning some calories. These people have fat drooping over their elbow which is disgusting beyond human description, but if we could explain it, it would like this: inhumanly morbid, grotesque, gastly, and a sight which could make a kangaroo vomit. I mean, that's SICK! Who could have a layer of fat being pulled by gravity so much that it droops over theor elbow?? Ugh.

Anyway, sports day is tomorrow, my muscles ache lots after the test. This sucks.

YESS!! A CHATBOX!!

Specially taken from the same website my brother took it from, I have managed to put my enitre life's hard work and dedication to put fourth what you see before your very eyes. A tagboard! Behold in its wonderous glory and blinding majesty, this rich combination of words and data processed into a vibrant colourful tapestry of information which in itself is a sight that could humble even the most proud of individuals!

One might suggest this thoughtful and inspirational erm..suggestion: "When is he going to stop talking like that?!" Truth be told, I really dont know. Maybe when i'm convinced i've already written to much and have so much to talk about to actually start summarising past events and happenings....but, when is THAT ever going to happen?

Anyway, lets talk about something else. Like um...Disney channel! Yeah disney is really starting to embarress me and my brother. For those of you who actually watch disney, you would know a certain show called: the emperors new school.


Now, this show seemed fun in the beginning with a whole new style of comedy that is completely different than the usual stuff we get each and every day of our lives when we are actually not dreaming. However, the moment it hit a certain episode, it went too far.

There was this 1 episode that kuzco (main character) had to write about his best friend, but he thought that he had no friends (loner) so he made up a clone of himself which ended up stealing his real friends and then this is the part that killed itself: he did this "kuzco mambo" which was a totally meaningless song about how great a friend he was and whenever his face flashed across the screen there would be an annoying voice yelling "kuzco!". For everyone's information and for the sake of maintaining my reputation i am to a small extent proud to say that I switched the channel before he finished the first verse. I personally felt that the episode was an elaborate and carefully thought-out waste of time that could have only come from the greatest mastermind in the art of comedy.

Which brings us to this: isnt dreaming the best thing that we could ever do? It gives a feeling of peace, the dream itself has a meaningful storyline in our view and although we may not remember whatever great adventure we had gone through, we know for sure that the experience was delightful. Much better than watching "kuzco mambo".

I have "issues"

No, I am not emo or over-sensitive or unstable. However, shortly after making this blog, I already have some problems in getting it really started. I feel kinda stupid that I forgot all of my friends blog addresses, resulting in my blogs unhappy emptiness, lost in a pool of depression and loneliness that no form of living tissue should even imagine going through. This cesspool of imprisoned maddness causing me to blurt out nonsence at an alarming rate

That's not the only problem. I also have no tagboard or shoutbox or any form of short-end communication, by now you could be thinking "oh no he's gonna start another over meaningless combination of words that cause nothing but confusion". Well. Your right.

How can I satisfy my need to express my individuality without the convenience or rathar nessesity of a tagboard? This buildup of energy and emotion contained, restricted, in the body of a growing adolecent, turning into a constant rage and dissatisfaction flowing from the depths of the inside onto the body, forming a spell of frustration and anguish over the mind. All this, for the lack of a shoutboard.

Well...that's all for now. I feel much better. Now, where can i find a tagboard....

nothing but nothing

Sooo here I am with my second blog after having my first one go down in flames due to the lack of maintenence for hmmm... 3 1/2 years. Since this is the start of this blogs great history, it will have to start small, thus you see the current blog layout. However, should I have a sudden rush of laziness you will see this blog layout for as long another 4 years, who knows.

Well. You might be wondering, "what could possibly perusade isaac to actually start writing things that he does'nt have to?" The answer?

No 1: he was bored
No 2: someone had actually asked him to
No 3: he got sian of dota
No 4: he suddenly felt like writing

Great! So there you have it, my first post for the blog! enjoy whatever comes next or isaac wont feel very happy..and to show you just how serious he is heres a picture of his strongest belief