Something worse than Solitary Confinement?

Here's how it works. You get locked inside a 1 story house which is brightly lit all the time , and instead of having a security guard standing outside, receiving food every 4-5 hours, you get a maid who cooks 3 meals a day, cleans after you, and tidies up the house. Sound good so far?

Here's the bad thing. He/she will look horrible. Warts, short and fat legs, fat body, disgusting face. The maid will never leave you alone. Never. So while you are trying to do something, anything, she'll pop her fat, ugly, face in front of you and asks you something completely random. Either that or says something stupid that you don't want to hear. Worse still if you have a broken television in the house and she keeps asking you which button on the remote switches it on.

After a few days she'll start nagging at you for not helping around the house or ignoring her (something most people would try). Then right after nagging she turns around and walks away singing badly. The house will be very hollow so you can hear the banshee's cry no matter how far you are. She might talk about or to lizards or ants or anything that might be living inside the house. There will be nothing to fade the noise. No music, no television, no instruments.

Any visitors will be scared away by her greeting. They will be treated the same way you are, ensuring that no one visits your house again, ever.

It might not sound that bad at first, but at prolonged times, can prove to be very effective at maintaining discipline. Anyone would do anything to get of there. Heck, I should be a prison warden. Everyone would fear me.

TV is Overrated

I stayed at home the whole day yesterday and wondered why television sucks so much. My house has cable and thus access to over 30 different channels. However, only a few shows amongst hundreds have brought great entertainment. These shows deserve utmost praise for standing out amidst an endless sea of boredom. The fact that there aren't many of these shows proves that television is something I watch to sleep.

If there were a channel dedicated to keeping me entertained, it would have the following shows. If you do not agree that they are great or have not even heard of them, go to the 24-hour Dora The Explorer channel. I'm sure that show would be perfect for you.

Ren & Stimpy



Man I love this show. It used to be on Nickelodeon for a while. Ahh the times, so wasted because I didn't appreciate it earlier. Now it's gone, gone for a long, long time.

Rocko's Modern Life



This used to be on Nick too

Mythbusters and Brainiac



Discovery channel ought to be awarded for even having this show broadcasted. I only watched 2 episodes of Brainiac though, but I really, really want to watch more.

Other shows that would be on:

Movies on HBO or Star Movies. I watched Gladiator the other day and compared it to whatever I've watched on Disney. The Disney Channel can go to hell for showing dumbass movies every day at 7.00 pm, not realizing that quantity can never beat quality.

Seinfeld, Becker, and other shows like those.

Kids Next Door, Tom and Jerry, The Roadrunner show, Popeye, Batman (both the animated series and "THE" Batman).

The Simpsons, tragically still showing once a day. Should make it 2 or more.

American Dragon, the old version. The new artist makes them all look like shit.

Spongebob Sqarepants. I love it.

Robot Chicken, Bleach, Naruto and other shows I have to watch on Youtube or Crunchyroll.

Some shows on Hallmark.

Boston Legal.

Totally Spies. Maybe you didn't expect this to pop up, but after comparing them to the Powerpuff Girls , I'm glad they're on TV. Stupid bug-eyed freaks, I loved that episode where they got chased out to the moon and never returned. Wait, did that happen?

That may be the entire list, because I might have forgotten some old classics. If you see any show that you think I'd like, tell me about it.

Anyway, watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwvtREuu6yo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0TlZpgaEZ4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V35w3Lz7d4Y&feature=related

I might be wrong about Rihanna

When the song "umbrella" came out, I thought she had turned from an artist to a slut. Seems like after listening to some of her other songs, as a result of having no life, "umbrella" may be the only terrible song she's made.

So what have I been doing besides this? I slept all day. That's it. That and making some comic. Heck, why do I even bother? If I were a reader, I wouldn't give two shits about someone else's day. That's right, I wouldn't care if anyone slept well or took a relaxing bath. That's not entertainment. I am never going to write about my day again ever.

The Winx Club can burn and die

I can make better shows than anyone. Thus I can judge whether a show blows or rocks. The first victim of my fair judgment shall be the almighty Winx Club, spelt with an "x" instead of an "ks" to show how rebellious it is by purposely spelling the name wrong. Maybe I can name my show "Winx Sux OMGWTFBBQ". That would be a great name.

Not only does the name sound like crap, its about a bunch of sissy fairies in a school. They fight bad guys, and have spastic pixies the size of my head run around and annoy them (the villains) until they give up and say "humph!".

The characters themselves look like the aliens from "mars attack". Wait, the aliens look better. Who's eyes are so big they spread to the ears? It does not make them look cute, it makes my face numb.


With eyes that big and fingers so small, you could shove your fist inside. Fairies with fists in their eyes, man that would rock.

Anyone who likes watching this festival of bad voice-acting, lousy scripts and tasteless music should be chopped, deep-fried and served as popcorn people. Either that or called a very bad name. I know some people who watch this dumb show, and treated them as such.

Don't watch Winx Club if you've seen Top Gear. Winx Club to the brain is like salt to snails.

Popeye kicks ass

I was thinking for some time the other day and I figured how much Popeye kicks ass. He eats spinach and takes down guys 3 times as big as himself. How cool is that? Its as if his strength comes directly from spinach, and the more he eats, the more powerful he becomes.

So if Popeye had a whole container strapped on his back full of spinach, that makes him as cool as bane, but kicks more ass since bane always becomes same old bigger bane.



Batman? Not even he can step up.
Olive and Pluto look like shit though.