Fear.

Everyone has fears, they grip people like a vice, letting go only when they possess the strength to fight it. Personally, there are still some fears that I have yet to conquer. Namely demonic attack, studies, and an uneventful life.

Dammit, I've read so many things. Articles, stories, facts, books, and most importantly the bible. They've basically said this one thing: "The Lord is my shepherd, who shall I fear?" I don't think I'm prepared to fight spiritually and academically.Yet I do not want my life to waste away.

Ok, this might be pretty silly , but I am terrified of being haunted in a toilet. I've read in a book and afterwards thought long about how God would put difficulties in front of us in order to test us, and should we pass, allow us to grow in spirit.

The reason I'm quite frightened by all this is the rationale behind my thinking. My thoughts would go, "If I were to be attacked, it would only prove the presence of God and of spirits. However, If I need to be attacked in order to have faith, haven't I already lost the battle that is to come?"

To summarise this thought, I have made this slightly retarded poster.



The worst time to encounter paranormal beings is when your pants are down.

Wah, I'm getting tired already, I wanted to post about more stuff. Some random stuff, like the superhero my sister and I made up. With the superhero being my brother.

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Ah heck, since I've started typing about it, might as well show the whole thing.

What's the name of the hero?

His Name Is Appendix Man!

Ian Wong started out as a normal individual. Boring, ignorant, and unattractive (Hahahahahaha). But then, on one eventful day, he drank, Chemical X. Granting him ultra-super non-appendix based powers (through surgery)! Ian Wong, and no one else because he is a loner, has dedicated his life to fighting crime, and the forces of evil!

Appendix man, appendix man,
Does whatever appendix man does,
Does he have an appendix,
No he doesn't, he's appendix man
Look out, here comes appendix man...

"Halt there villain! Stealing is BAD!" Ian shouts in what he hopes to be a commanding voice.
"Oh no!" the thief cries, "he doesn't have an appendix!!!!"

Appendix man, appendix man,
Does whatever appendix man does,
Does he have an appendix,
No he doesn't, he's appendix man
Look out, here comes appendix man...

This post is getting dumber by the second.
So I shall stop here.

See ya everybody!

Thank You E-Learning

Ok, most of you might not know what this E-learning is in the first place, but simply put, it's a time when we get to stay at home and log on to school website to receive lessons and homework. Compared to normal schooling, this programme is total pawnage.

1. pawnage (noun?)

getting owned like a pawn in a game, usually an online video game.

In this case, normal school fought with E-learning, and got itself whooped by the power of technology.



Anyway, due to this school programme, I have enjoyed 2 days of relaxation, which means I didn't have to go to school. Instead, I went to my friend, Farhan's, place with a lot of other friends to study for an hour, then played the PlayStation 2 and Risk. After that, we went for a long, carefree swim in the condominium's gigantic swimming pool, which had a huge water slide and a place where you could turn these little valves and water would pour out on top.

To top it all off, we had a tom yum steamboat for dinner, filled with crab meat, sausages, tofu, prawns, the works. It's too bad I wasn't allowed to stay for the night, I had to get home to sleep then come back the next day. Personally, I did not see the logic behind that action. I was continuously warned about drugs, smoking, alcohol, women, whatever. But there weren't any of those things there. Well, maybe it's just he wants me to come back home safe.

I can be trusted to take care of myself, can't I?

Waking up the following day, I went back and once again, took a very enjoyable swim in the vast body of water, helped clean up, and went to play Dota! At a Local Administrative Network shop! My razor owns la.

During the swim, however, one or two of us were a bit too worried about their image. They kinda described themselves as chubby and fat. Which is why I shall relate this event to a show I watched a few days ago. It's called "two hundred pound beauty" which, if you have seen enough, you would know to be a Korean drama.

Basically, it's a show where this fat but talented women gets a revolutionary plastic surgery operation and becomes incredibly beautiful, taking a new identity. This women later finds out that being good looking does not matter as much as being talented.

The point is, as long as you are good at doing something, and enjoy doing it, looking good doing it wouldn't be very important, unless you're a model.

Taking only but a moment, I noticed that the actress who played the beautiful version, in a way, resembles Lydia.


This is the picture of the actress, not Lydia.

Ah heck, its 11.22 already? Man I wanted to go play Gunbound after this...
Oh yeah, don't forget to leave time out for stoning!

I'm away from my computer, and I love it

Man, going out never seemed better than staying at home to me. At home, I have Dota, CS, Dawn of War, Gun bound, you name it. The process of gaming at home is very complex, as there are many processes that go into this exciting and revolutionary course of action. In order to put this confusing process into words, the following steps have been organized into point form.

Take note, this will be THE most mind-blowing and confusing list you will ever read in your entire life. This is not recommended for the pregnant or the faint hearted.

STEP 1 : TURN ON THE COMPUTER
STEP 2 : PLAY GAMES ON THE COMPUTER
STEP 3 GET TIRED AND SLEEP OR KEEP PLAYING UNTIL YOU PASS OUT
STEP 4 : TURN ON THE PLAYSTATION 2

If you look like this at the end of the day, you have successfully became a full-fledged, 100 percent, all-mighty nerd.


Isn't playing computer games everyday so worthwhile?

Why am I saying this? Isaac, saying that computer games aren't first? Pssff. Well, that's because I spent the day doing what I actually wanted to do, and would really enjoy. Not just play games. Here's how the day went by

7:00 : Attended school national day celebration, which was immensely disgusting and got tempted to play at a LAN shop, the place where groups of people gather to play the coolest, greatest computer games that ever were. Such as maple story.

"Wow, I've killed enough level 3 monsters and gained a level! Now, I can fight level 4 monsters!!" Play maple story, trust me, you won't waste a second of your time.

9:30 : Walked to Nicholas eng's house. He is a friend of mine, who looks like this.


Along the way, Nicholas lim, who followed, threw a freaking hard seed at me, and I was running, making it hurt even more. But I laughed it off, with a ice cube to my forehead.


At nicholas' house, we played my favourite board game, RISK, the game of global domination. It was very enjoyable, as the forces of happiness (yellow), triumphed over the power of anger (red). Then we played Kingdom Hearts 2, in which you must play at least 3 hours in order to finish the introduction. Nicholas Lim, however, seemed to enjoy it. "Im owning! WOAH!" he cried.



We went to MacDonald's to eat lunch, the place where we all tried to restrain ourselves from throwing rolled-up food wrapping into that area reserved for a pack of fart-noisy children, whose screams drowned out the sound of our important disscussion of what that tasty treat with the flour mixed with peanut was called.

Going back to the house, we played Star Wars: III which was very cool. Zi guang, who also followed us, was very good at the game. Dodging, blocking, and counter attacking.


The face of a true gamer.

Actually, gaming is fun, but not if you are planning to play it for several hours, so we went to....THE BEACH!! Best time ever. We cycled to a nice spot where we sat down and watched the waves beat on the breakwater. As we talked, stress literally left us, I was free. Yeeeeaaaahhh.

Well, nothing much happened afterwards. We just went home and I plucked my butt on the computer, typing the post you see now. Have fun stoning everyone!

Man, I wanna try ice skating tomorrow..

I can't make up my mind!!!

Hm..something just does not feel right... The music, don't stop me now is sounding a bit irritating, so I'm going to change it once again. Just so you know, it's gonna be "good time" by electrico (local band).

Anyway, came home at 6.30, super tired, yet not enough to fall asleep. If there were any super power in the world, it would be the ability to control minds. Who needs super strength or laser eyes, or great intelligence when there are other people who can have those things for you?

Well, turns out we can control other peoples' minds. Because there is already a website dedicated to help you mess with others' lives! This has probably helped more lives then UNICEF or that animal organisation with the panda on the logo.


OH MY FART I GET TO CONTROL MINDS!!

Nah, I don't really believe that advertisement, they're definitely talking about basic manipulation, which is so easy to do. In fact, I'm so good at it, I'm going to introduce a new game called "peer pressure". Its simple to play, get your subject to do what you want, and you win! Every time you say something suggestive, aggressive or anything to get your unknowing opponent to think about doing what you want him/her to, your subject gets "pressure points".

For example, saying, "Think of how it could benefit both of us" would give you like, 5 points or something. The persuader loses if the subject persistently refuses or stays indifferent for 10 Min's, runs away or ends up getting the persuader himself to stop or do something else.

You lose if the subject stays like this:

Do not play this game when surrounded by dolts.

Well, that's the end, be sure to give feedback on the music since I'm sooo insecure.
Lay back for a while and enjoy the comfort of stoning.

I've insulted people!

Heh...terribly sorry everyone. OK! Back to the real post. It seems that national day is coming out, which means that it is time for holidays! Which means it is time to PARTY!! Or at least watch a movie. Here are the lists of holidays we are all going to have, looking so forward to it.

5 Days: wednesday - school celebration
thursday - actual national day
friday - public holiday
saturday and sunday - weekend

Yeaahhhhhhhhhhhh..........
The best part is, Rush Hour 3 is coming out on the 9th of August! I seriously have to find someone to go with, or organize a day when a lot of people can make it. Maybe even a whole day of non-stop going out! Yes, we can go roller-blading, something I've never tried before, then ice skating afterwards, which I've also never tried before. This holiday will mark the time when Isaac does many new things. I got it all figured out. Hehe.

Oh man, suddenly I feel so tired. I came home at 6.30 for the last three days and although this may not sound like much for others, it is for me. Anyway, since this is not really an exciting time, there won't be an exciting story today. Hopefully, I'll post something good later on. I am sooo lazy rite now.