I just noticed how 4 weeks can go by so fast. Its was so comforting to know that I didn't have to wake up early every morning for the entire month, but now, looking back into how I spent my "holiday", I feel as if I should have woken up earlier to enjoy it more.
So, for all you faithful viewers out there that actually read my blog, here's how I actually wanted to spend my holiday.
1st week: visit every single friend whose address I knew.
2nd week: find stuff on youtube and share it with everyone on msn messenger.
3rd week: go out on various dates to different places, watching the sun set with my eyes half closed and slowly sipping a cocktail on the beach as day turned to night. Revisiting fond memories of school and church time, taking in deep breathes, experiencing a sense of relief and satisfaction as I exhaled, letting go of all my troubles.
4th week: return back to the real world and do my homework.
Now, that would've been a holiday well spent. I would be recharged, energised, ready to face my academic challenges as I returned to school. Alas, that fate was not to be.
This is how I really wasted my holiday!
1st week: went on a trip to Malaysia which was actually quite fun, but used up 2 days for travelling.
2nd week: occupied by a CCA camp. Enough said.
3rd week: downloading and playing Granado Espada (took me 1 whole day just to get it installed, great graphics but laggy)
4th week: currently in progress, doing stupid A-maths homework and pondering on how fast time went by.
Well, that's the end of this short post.
Futuresex/lovesounds is a stupid name for an album. Do you agree? Explain your answer.
L1: pointing out the obvious (1,2 m)
L2: L1 and explaination (award no marks for explainations such as "because it's obvious")
L3: Comparison to other names
L4: Valid conclusion
L5: Neat handwriting (you examiners suck).
I have an idea, lets change the music to Justin Timberlake's Sexyback, just for the fun of it.
Heh heh, scared you didn't I?
Monday, June 18, 2007
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
holidays have officially started
Its true. Well, for all those who have gone through the same pain, torment, anguish and desperation as I have (sob, tears drip). Now as I am being emo lets take a look at all the miseries of the world.
The world is currently screwed because..
1 : We have long been forbidden to say "merry" Christmas because the powerful people are afraid of Muslim-like Islamic radicals which might be offended by these "heinous terms", causing much widespread destruction and sorrow, which they are already doing now. As such, it is strongly recommended to say "happy" Christmas now. Wtf?
2: Isaac is currently under an emo spell, which doesn't really happen often now does it?
3: There is actually a website called www.jihad.net.
Here is the brief summary of the website, which is mainly 2 sentences, a picture and a storyline.
Welcome once again to Jihad.Net, the home of the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur. This is the fourth revision of the page since it first went live back in the early 1990s.
The Earth is under attack.
The demon lord B'harne, servant of the malevolent alien High Magus of Lyra, has commenced his assault on the human race. Under the benevolent guise of the children's television host Barney the Dinosaur, B'harne seeks to destroy the minds of children and adults and bind them to his tyrranical (ha ha they spelt it wrongly! Thank you spellcheck!) will. Once he has made mindless slaves of humanity, B'harne will rule the Earth with an iron talon.
There are those who oppose B'harne. Drawn together by mysterious forces, mad scientists and sorcerors (they did it again!) , warriors, scholars and surrealists have banded together into a fighting force capable of standing against B'harne's power and the power of his masters. With the mystic blade of the Barney-Slayer leading the way, these warriors fight a neverending (shouldn't there be a space somewhere?) battle against the forces of Evil and Stupidity.
They are the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
4: Barney is so cool how could they do that???
Ok! Emotional time is over!
I can't think of anymore things to write about. Maybe I'll do a quiz or something, but that's so pointless. I mean you do a quiz to find out more about yourself and reflect on whether or not that's how you want to be. When you do a quiz and post it, it just shows that people don't know you enough from all your posts to tell what kind of person you are and so, you have to post quiz results.
That's just an opinion anyway. You do not have to go ahead and completely stop doing and posting quizzes, I'm going to be a supportive person and say that if you enjoy it, just do it.
Wasn't that just a touching, hope-inspiring moment?
Heck, I'll just do a quiz in the hope of finding peace and tranquility in myself, achieving well being and a heightened ego. Well, here goes.
.......
I couldn't find a proper quiz to take, the ones I found were mainly stupid questions like: "which of my boyfriends would like you?", "are you an idiot?" and "would your heart be eaten by a vampire or a werewolf?". What kind of questions are these? It's bullshit!
So, I have put my own knowledge to the test and made a totally new and original quiz! Jam-packed with meaningful and well thought out questions.
1: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
The largest tortoise on Earth, so that I'll be famous among humans, and they'll treat me with all kinds of luxuries. I can go on land and sea as I desire and get to live long.
2: If you can make a song, what would it be about?
It would have no meaning at all but would be very nice to listen to.
3: What would you do if everyone you knew forgot you existed?
I'd give them a surprise visit right at their own home in a super-realistic Grim Reaper outfit and tell them a friend has departed.
4: There's no more school, ever. What to do?
Celebrate and go out with everyone for the first few months, play computer games the next, then get a job as one of those people who start conversations to persuade others to buy stuff.
5: Are you tired making all this up?
WELL DUH
6: Do you feel like stopping?
I feel like a person who's talking to himself.
7: How do you feel about the holidays?
They're too short and yet are occupied by various outings, CCA activites and tuition lessons.
8: This is the last question.
It's not even a question, but I'm happy!
9: How did you like this quiz?
You suck. When's the real last question and I made it so it didnt feel very special.
10: Will you do quizzes made by me in the future?
If I make anymore!
Congrats! You have finished the quiz! Here are the results.
Isaac is the greatest form of life on Earth anyone could ever reach. In other words, greater than you.
Well, THAt Felt Stupid.
The world is currently screwed because..
1 : We have long been forbidden to say "merry" Christmas because the powerful people are afraid of Muslim-like Islamic radicals which might be offended by these "heinous terms", causing much widespread destruction and sorrow, which they are already doing now. As such, it is strongly recommended to say "happy" Christmas now. Wtf?
2: Isaac is currently under an emo spell, which doesn't really happen often now does it?
3: There is actually a website called www.jihad.net.
Here is the brief summary of the website, which is mainly 2 sentences, a picture and a storyline.
Welcome once again to Jihad.Net, the home of the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur. This is the fourth revision of the page since it first went live back in the early 1990s.
The Earth is under attack.
The demon lord B'harne, servant of the malevolent alien High Magus of Lyra, has commenced his assault on the human race. Under the benevolent guise of the children's television host Barney the Dinosaur, B'harne seeks to destroy the minds of children and adults and bind them to his tyrranical (ha ha they spelt it wrongly! Thank you spellcheck!) will. Once he has made mindless slaves of humanity, B'harne will rule the Earth with an iron talon.
There are those who oppose B'harne. Drawn together by mysterious forces, mad scientists and sorcerors (they did it again!) , warriors, scholars and surrealists have banded together into a fighting force capable of standing against B'harne's power and the power of his masters. With the mystic blade of the Barney-Slayer leading the way, these warriors fight a neverending (shouldn't there be a space somewhere?) battle against the forces of Evil and Stupidity.
They are the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
4: Barney is so cool how could they do that???
Ok! Emotional time is over!
I can't think of anymore things to write about. Maybe I'll do a quiz or something, but that's so pointless. I mean you do a quiz to find out more about yourself and reflect on whether or not that's how you want to be. When you do a quiz and post it, it just shows that people don't know you enough from all your posts to tell what kind of person you are and so, you have to post quiz results.
That's just an opinion anyway. You do not have to go ahead and completely stop doing and posting quizzes, I'm going to be a supportive person and say that if you enjoy it, just do it.
Wasn't that just a touching, hope-inspiring moment?
Heck, I'll just do a quiz in the hope of finding peace and tranquility in myself, achieving well being and a heightened ego. Well, here goes.
.......
I couldn't find a proper quiz to take, the ones I found were mainly stupid questions like: "which of my boyfriends would like you?", "are you an idiot?" and "would your heart be eaten by a vampire or a werewolf?". What kind of questions are these? It's bullshit!
So, I have put my own knowledge to the test and made a totally new and original quiz! Jam-packed with meaningful and well thought out questions.
1: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
The largest tortoise on Earth, so that I'll be famous among humans, and they'll treat me with all kinds of luxuries. I can go on land and sea as I desire and get to live long.
2: If you can make a song, what would it be about?
It would have no meaning at all but would be very nice to listen to.
3: What would you do if everyone you knew forgot you existed?
I'd give them a surprise visit right at their own home in a super-realistic Grim Reaper outfit and tell them a friend has departed.
4: There's no more school, ever. What to do?
Celebrate and go out with everyone for the first few months, play computer games the next, then get a job as one of those people who start conversations to persuade others to buy stuff.
5: Are you tired making all this up?
WELL DUH
6: Do you feel like stopping?
I feel like a person who's talking to himself.
7: How do you feel about the holidays?
They're too short and yet are occupied by various outings, CCA activites and tuition lessons.
8: This is the last question.
It's not even a question, but I'm happy!
9: How did you like this quiz?
You suck. When's the real last question and I made it so it didnt feel very special.
10: Will you do quizzes made by me in the future?
If I make anymore!
Congrats! You have finished the quiz! Here are the results.
Isaac is the greatest form of life on Earth anyone could ever reach. In other words, greater than you.
Well, THAt Felt Stupid.
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Friday, June 8, 2007
Back from camp!
Regardless of how many people view my blog, or at least know it exists, I have decided to continue posting, undeterred by the obstacles that come my way that attempt their best to discourage me or at least make me feel bad.
Its like you have a long sword and your trying to fight this guy, but while you're running towards him he writes something really personal on a sheet of paper and, shows it to you. You get all depressed and you just stop halfway and walk back in tears saying, "aw, what's the point". Its really like that.
Seeing this as the perfect opportunity,
you may not be able to see this picture due to copyright
I am SUCH a lawbreaker...
Seriously, after this CCA camp, which I thought would have been stupid but wasn't that bad, I learnt that sometimes people really need to Shut. It. Up. Have you ever gone through a situation extremely stressful (it could be anything, ranging from running out of toilet paper to getting dumped, to learning that your favourite pastry shop has either stopped selling those cute little circular cakes with chocolate filling, whipped cream at the sides, and the cherry on top which just melts in your mouth with savoury goodness that makes you go, "ummm" when you eat it, or raised the price from a dollar to 2.50. It really makes you feel like crying because, you know that there are other stuff out there which you could eat, but you just can't find anything else) and got so depressed that you just sit down on a bench next to a road for some time?
Well, there you are sitting on the bench, wondering how they could do this to you, how they could let you down. You cup your hands together and put them on your face. People are walking past you and one stops and says, "I know Kung fu!". No you don't. Shut up! Just leave the guy to his own misery and anguish knowing that he has to pay an extra 1.50 for some flavoured dough. Dammit!
Hmm, ok back to the camp. Shouldn't talk about everything, just the highlights.
First day.
We went for a 20 kilometre hike. 20000 metres on foot, stepping on road grass, glass, broken bricks, pipes, lights, you name it. This was the first time I went so far without using any form of transport. It kinda sucked since we went to changi village, a place that my father often brought me to. Where was the sense of accomplishment, the thrill of exploration? Well, I was a bit proud knowing I managed to cover so much ground. Nasi Lamak was good, and we got a free ride back to school.
Yes! That is all we did for the whole day! Slept in a tent with 3 others keeping me awake killing ants, spraying repellent and talking horny. Whatever other things that were done that night managed to stop me from sleeping until 1.30 am. Got bitten by mosquitoes 3 times on each leg.
I have tuition homework to finish..
Second day.
Found the joy of eating canned pineapple in heavy syrup, Maggi noodles and satay chicken cubes. I Also enjoyed the power of being sec. 3 and gained much pleasure commanding the foot drills. Under me, the sec. 1 and 2s had a lot of slack, doing all kinds of weird mistakes and not getting pumped, merely laughed at. In my opinion, we all had a good time that day. Normally, a commander won't show any emotion while leading. Heh heh, I kinda jumped around, laughed and pointed jokingly when they passed a test I gave them. I think they enjoyed it.
SEXyBACK!
Third Day.
Should really start doing some tuition homework.
Generally a boring day, ate more of that delicious pineapple in heavy syrup and went kayaking. Watched my first "horror" movie (rated pg) The Grudge 2. Half of the movie was spent saying, "WTF?" and it was somewhat predictable when the ghost would pop out. I mean, the ghost just pops up and scares the guy, next thing you know hes dead. WTF? Hugged a big, soft, sec1 like a teddy bear throughout the movie as a joke, but it does feel better than sitting down alone doesn't it? After that, we watched Click. I made a new friend that day!
Fourth day.
Felt a bit scared going to the toilet that day, maybe the ghost would come out of the toilet and grab me inside while I was sitting down. Ew. Got a Corporal rank and three new badges! Went back walking with the teddy bear and realised the true meaning of "there's no place like home".
Tuition homework sucks. Seriously, it sucks.
I think I should go fix the music problem now. Have fun.
Its like you have a long sword and your trying to fight this guy, but while you're running towards him he writes something really personal on a sheet of paper and, shows it to you. You get all depressed and you just stop halfway and walk back in tears saying, "aw, what's the point". Its really like that.
Seeing this as the perfect opportunity,
you may not be able to see this picture due to copyright
I am SUCH a lawbreaker...
Seriously, after this CCA camp, which I thought would have been stupid but wasn't that bad, I learnt that sometimes people really need to Shut. It. Up. Have you ever gone through a situation extremely stressful (it could be anything, ranging from running out of toilet paper to getting dumped, to learning that your favourite pastry shop has either stopped selling those cute little circular cakes with chocolate filling, whipped cream at the sides, and the cherry on top which just melts in your mouth with savoury goodness that makes you go, "ummm" when you eat it, or raised the price from a dollar to 2.50. It really makes you feel like crying because, you know that there are other stuff out there which you could eat, but you just can't find anything else) and got so depressed that you just sit down on a bench next to a road for some time?
Well, there you are sitting on the bench, wondering how they could do this to you, how they could let you down. You cup your hands together and put them on your face. People are walking past you and one stops and says, "I know Kung fu!". No you don't. Shut up! Just leave the guy to his own misery and anguish knowing that he has to pay an extra 1.50 for some flavoured dough. Dammit!
Hmm, ok back to the camp. Shouldn't talk about everything, just the highlights.
First day.
We went for a 20 kilometre hike. 20000 metres on foot, stepping on road grass, glass, broken bricks, pipes, lights, you name it. This was the first time I went so far without using any form of transport. It kinda sucked since we went to changi village, a place that my father often brought me to. Where was the sense of accomplishment, the thrill of exploration? Well, I was a bit proud knowing I managed to cover so much ground. Nasi Lamak was good, and we got a free ride back to school.
Yes! That is all we did for the whole day! Slept in a tent with 3 others keeping me awake killing ants, spraying repellent and talking horny. Whatever other things that were done that night managed to stop me from sleeping until 1.30 am. Got bitten by mosquitoes 3 times on each leg.
I have tuition homework to finish..
Second day.
Found the joy of eating canned pineapple in heavy syrup, Maggi noodles and satay chicken cubes. I Also enjoyed the power of being sec. 3 and gained much pleasure commanding the foot drills. Under me, the sec. 1 and 2s had a lot of slack, doing all kinds of weird mistakes and not getting pumped, merely laughed at. In my opinion, we all had a good time that day. Normally, a commander won't show any emotion while leading. Heh heh, I kinda jumped around, laughed and pointed jokingly when they passed a test I gave them. I think they enjoyed it.
SEXyBACK!
Third Day.
Should really start doing some tuition homework.
Generally a boring day, ate more of that delicious pineapple in heavy syrup and went kayaking. Watched my first "horror" movie (rated pg) The Grudge 2. Half of the movie was spent saying, "WTF?" and it was somewhat predictable when the ghost would pop out. I mean, the ghost just pops up and scares the guy, next thing you know hes dead. WTF? Hugged a big, soft, sec1 like a teddy bear throughout the movie as a joke, but it does feel better than sitting down alone doesn't it? After that, we watched Click. I made a new friend that day!
Fourth day.
Felt a bit scared going to the toilet that day, maybe the ghost would come out of the toilet and grab me inside while I was sitting down. Ew. Got a Corporal rank and three new badges! Went back walking with the teddy bear and realised the true meaning of "there's no place like home".
Tuition homework sucks. Seriously, it sucks.
I think I should go fix the music problem now. Have fun.
Monday, June 4, 2007
music's spoilt...I think
Great..I leave my home for just a few days to have fun in Malaysia and this happens. Not only is my music spoilt, my creativity has been wrecked. Now, prepare yourself for a seemingly never ending speech consisting only of complaints, lawsuits and/or otherwise, stupidity.
No. 1 : Rock, Paper, Scissors is a Freaking Official Sport.
In other words, Full Of Shit. I can take a guess that whoever organized an entire competition, built a stadium to hold that competition, hired someone to be the host of that competition, released an advertisement to attract people, hired "professionals" to explain how rock paper scissors should be an official sport and even gave prize money to winners, should be an old, whithering individual who has absolutely no life whatsoever who has too much money on his hands and, I can't believe I'm saying it, probably never will, instead of using it to contribute to the hurricane relief, is using his hard-earned or inherited cash to adulterate the innocence of a child's game.
I really hoped that I used it correctly.
I really hoped that I used too many full stops.
Going back to the point, despite the entire idea being stupid, the new, official sport has gathered huge crowds of fans and enormous TV revenue. It has even given Americans something else to watch besides Flintstones.
Who could ever watch ANYTHING other than Flintstones??
AMERICANS.
Heh heh, I'm just kidding ok? Please don't get all defensive, don't file a lawsuit, don't let the government put me in prison for discriminating the valued people who saved us from the evil Japanese in World War II.
Dammit now I have to apologise again.
I love your technology, I love your Toyota, I love your odour-free Nippon paint and I love your Sony. We cool now?
There will be a time when I publish a comic solely based on rock paper scissors, but my scanner isn't working, and my stupid CCA camp is coming up.
No. 2 : My CCA camp sucks!
They think I'm going because I've handed up my acknowledgement form. However, on that single page of information, they did not tell me where to report (I'm taking a wild guess and say its school), when to report, what to bring, what not to bring, what to do, what to buy, etc.
With all this in mind, one can make a totally random suggestion and advise me not to go.
No. 3 : My Blog does NOT suck!
It rocks.
No.4 : Check out these amazing videos that inspired me to carry on living on this horrible, miserable planet, enduring endless pain and suffering on my sofa watching Spongebob Squarepants which used to be good, but now is nothing but sad and heart wrenching.....I'm not emo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQUpAICv6w&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nIlFsERnmk&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCAt9WcCFbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIllRdSzSug&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edoogtoons%2Ecom%2Fep%2Dmv2%2Ephp
"Weird Al" Yankovic is now the best band in the world.
No. 1 : Rock, Paper, Scissors is a Freaking Official Sport.
In other words, Full Of Shit. I can take a guess that whoever organized an entire competition, built a stadium to hold that competition, hired someone to be the host of that competition, released an advertisement to attract people, hired "professionals" to explain how rock paper scissors should be an official sport and even gave prize money to winners, should be an old, whithering individual who has absolutely no life whatsoever who has too much money on his hands and, I can't believe I'm saying it, probably never will, instead of using it to contribute to the hurricane relief, is using his hard-earned or inherited cash to adulterate the innocence of a child's game.
I really hoped that I used it correctly.
I really hoped that I used too many full stops.
Going back to the point, despite the entire idea being stupid, the new, official sport has gathered huge crowds of fans and enormous TV revenue. It has even given Americans something else to watch besides Flintstones.
Who could ever watch ANYTHING other than Flintstones??
AMERICANS.
Heh heh, I'm just kidding ok? Please don't get all defensive, don't file a lawsuit, don't let the government put me in prison for discriminating the valued people who saved us from the evil Japanese in World War II.
Dammit now I have to apologise again.
I love your technology, I love your Toyota, I love your odour-free Nippon paint and I love your Sony. We cool now?
There will be a time when I publish a comic solely based on rock paper scissors, but my scanner isn't working, and my stupid CCA camp is coming up.
No. 2 : My CCA camp sucks!
They think I'm going because I've handed up my acknowledgement form. However, on that single page of information, they did not tell me where to report (I'm taking a wild guess and say its school), when to report, what to bring, what not to bring, what to do, what to buy, etc.
With all this in mind, one can make a totally random suggestion and advise me not to go.
No. 3 : My Blog does NOT suck!
It rocks.
No.4 : Check out these amazing videos that inspired me to carry on living on this horrible, miserable planet, enduring endless pain and suffering on my sofa watching Spongebob Squarepants which used to be good, but now is nothing but sad and heart wrenching.....I'm not emo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQUpAICv6w&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nIlFsERnmk&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCAt9WcCFbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIllRdSzSug&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edoogtoons%2Ecom%2Fep%2Dmv2%2Ephp
"Weird Al" Yankovic is now the best band in the world.
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