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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Die! You Fugly Man Whores!!!

Its youth, its power, explode! Not updating for an insanely long time has cluttered enough shit in my head that I have to let it all loose. Do you want to get inside my brain? Dammit there's actually something to think about now, not just the release of the latest Xbox 360 dame Halo 3, or the fact that I'm getting more handsome by the second.

No! The exams are coming, and guess what? I do not know whether to get serious or get slacked. Point is, the more serious I get, the more anti-social, boring and frustrated my life becomes. However, staying the way I am, knowing that although it's more fun and carefree, the results are gonna come back to haunt my very existence.

As such, I will now allow myself to clear my mind by putting everything I love and hate into this neat little packet of information we call a post. Doing this lets me focus on other things, and in case I forget what I'm thinking (most likely due to my brain deflating from A-maths), I can always come back and look here.

If you like any thing I have put in the list below, send me an email so that I may add you to my spam filter. Or you can complain to me personally and I'll buy you some ice cream. You big, fat crybaby.

Number 1 : Media Whores.
Simply put, a whore is a person who sells his/her body to be viewed, used or abused in order to gain money, publicity or pleasure. What really pisses me off is that they're actually getting more money through selling themselves then the average psychiatrist, who spends his life helping others, due to the horny-ness and stupidity of rich , spoilt Americans. The more famous whores include:

Rihanna
Actually, she wasn't a whore from the beginning, producing catchy songs like SOS and pon de replay.However, it was all downhill from there. Now she's just a talentless piece of meat, making songs like umbrella, ella , ella. Retarded spastic singer.



Your just a better-looking version of William Hung. Freak.


Usher
Wanna hear a poser sing about his body? Here's your man.

"You like what you see? come and get me!" "Yeah! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah!"
The two things only a whore such as usher could possibly say.

On a side note:
Nice armpit hair, asshole.


Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Simple life my fart. These whores are getting tons of money by being idiots in a show that isn't even funny. Make a show about two rich brats living as farmers? What about the real farmers that actually do everything right but still earn 1/100000 as much as these morons? Someone do a favour for that chihuahua and end its suffering. That animal being alive or not in another person's care is proof that Animal Abuse Activists aren't doing a good enough job.

They look like trash, and smell like trash, and are as stupid as trash. You dumb producers.
There's rarely a show where sex is made funny, shows that accomplished this have surpassed American influence, thus making them good.That's why I watch anime and the occasional Korean drama.

Ok, it seems that I forgot the name of the others I saw. The rest were probably just backup dancers, the ones in woodlands, or arrested for bad driving. Gonna stop here for now, more on the same subject coming soon!