Something worse than Solitary Confinement?

Here's how it works. You get locked inside a 1 story house which is brightly lit all the time , and instead of having a security guard standing outside, receiving food every 4-5 hours, you get a maid who cooks 3 meals a day, cleans after you, and tidies up the house. Sound good so far?

Here's the bad thing. He/she will look horrible. Warts, short and fat legs, fat body, disgusting face. The maid will never leave you alone. Never. So while you are trying to do something, anything, she'll pop her fat, ugly, face in front of you and asks you something completely random. Either that or says something stupid that you don't want to hear. Worse still if you have a broken television in the house and she keeps asking you which button on the remote switches it on.

After a few days she'll start nagging at you for not helping around the house or ignoring her (something most people would try). Then right after nagging she turns around and walks away singing badly. The house will be very hollow so you can hear the banshee's cry no matter how far you are. She might talk about or to lizards or ants or anything that might be living inside the house. There will be nothing to fade the noise. No music, no television, no instruments.

Any visitors will be scared away by her greeting. They will be treated the same way you are, ensuring that no one visits your house again, ever.

It might not sound that bad at first, but at prolonged times, can prove to be very effective at maintaining discipline. Anyone would do anything to get of there. Heck, I should be a prison warden. Everyone would fear me.