The Most Badass Book In The World

Now, one might say that books themselves aren't badass, Why? Becuase its not like a video where you can see the animated blood and gore and fighting and mindless violence. How can words be made into something badass you ask? Well, here's just one example:



Its a picture of a man PUNCHING A GORILLA IN THE FACE, how much manlier can it get?

However, this is NOT the most badass book in the world, in fact, the most badass book in the world is:


THE HOLY BIBLE. Sex, violence, betrayal, cities burning, people getting eaten by whales, gang wars, death and destruction, all in ONE BOOK! What other book mentions a man who died because he came on the floor? NONE.

Hell, even the very first story was badass. When Adam and Eve didn't listen to God, he was so freaking PISSED that he chased them out with an angel holding a sword, that was ON FIRE. Adam and Eve didn't get any more screwed than the day they tried to take shit to GOD.



And what happened to those two guys who talked bad about Moses, the guy who was closest to God? The ground literally opened from underneath them, and they were swallowed by the EARTH. That's scary shit! The bible kicks so much ass, it doesn't even need a cover picture, all it has to say is "holy bible" and you know it's badass already.

Man, one day I should make my own picture bible...that would be so awesome.