Great..I leave my home for just a few days to have fun in Malaysia and this happens. Not only is my music spoilt, my creativity has been wrecked. Now, prepare yourself for a seemingly never ending speech consisting only of complaints, lawsuits and/or otherwise, stupidity.
No. 1 : Rock, Paper, Scissors is a Freaking Official Sport.
In other words, Full Of Shit. I can take a guess that whoever organized an entire competition, built a stadium to hold that competition, hired someone to be the host of that competition, released an advertisement to attract people, hired "professionals" to explain how rock paper scissors should be an official sport and even gave prize money to winners, should be an old, whithering individual who has absolutely no life whatsoever who has too much money on his hands and, I can't believe I'm saying it, probably never will, instead of using it to contribute to the hurricane relief, is using his hard-earned or inherited cash to adulterate the innocence of a child's game.
I really hoped that I used it correctly.
I really hoped that I used too many full stops.
Going back to the point, despite the entire idea being stupid, the new, official sport has gathered huge crowds of fans and enormous TV revenue. It has even given Americans something else to watch besides Flintstones.
Who could ever watch ANYTHING other than Flintstones??
AMERICANS.
Heh heh, I'm just kidding ok? Please don't get all defensive, don't file a lawsuit, don't let the government put me in prison for discriminating the valued people who saved us from the evil Japanese in World War II.
Dammit now I have to apologise again.
I love your technology, I love your Toyota, I love your odour-free Nippon paint and I love your Sony. We cool now?
There will be a time when I publish a comic solely based on rock paper scissors, but my scanner isn't working, and my stupid CCA camp is coming up.
No. 2 : My CCA camp sucks!
They think I'm going because I've handed up my acknowledgement form. However, on that single page of information, they did not tell me where to report (I'm taking a wild guess and say its school), when to report, what to bring, what not to bring, what to do, what to buy, etc.
With all this in mind, one can make a totally random suggestion and advise me not to go.
No. 3 : My Blog does NOT suck!
It rocks.
No.4 : Check out these amazing videos that inspired me to carry on living on this horrible, miserable planet, enduring endless pain and suffering on my sofa watching Spongebob Squarepants which used to be good, but now is nothing but sad and heart wrenching.....I'm not emo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQUpAICv6w&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nIlFsERnmk&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCAt9WcCFbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIllRdSzSug&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edoogtoons%2Ecom%2Fep%2Dmv2%2Ephp
"Weird Al" Yankovic is now the best band in the world.
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