holidays have officially started

Its true. Well, for all those who have gone through the same pain, torment, anguish and desperation as I have (sob, tears drip). Now as I am being emo lets take a look at all the miseries of the world.

The world is currently screwed because..

1 : We have long been forbidden to say "merry" Christmas because the powerful people are afraid of Muslim-like Islamic radicals which might be offended by these "heinous terms", causing much widespread destruction and sorrow, which they are already doing now. As such, it is strongly recommended to say "happy" Christmas now. Wtf?

2: Isaac is currently under an emo spell, which doesn't really happen often now does it?

3: There is actually a website called www.jihad.net.

Here is the brief summary of the website, which is mainly 2 sentences, a picture and a storyline.

Welcome once again to Jihad.Net, the home of the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur. This is the fourth revision of the page since it first went live back in the early 1990s.



The Earth is under attack.

The demon lord B'harne, servant of the malevolent alien High Magus of Lyra, has commenced his assault on the human race. Under the benevolent guise of the children's television host Barney the Dinosaur, B'harne seeks to destroy the minds of children and adults and bind them to his tyrranical (ha ha they spelt it wrongly! Thank you spellcheck!) will. Once he has made mindless slaves of humanity, B'harne will rule the Earth with an iron talon.

There are those who oppose B'harne. Drawn together by mysterious forces, mad scientists and sorcerors (they did it again!) , warriors, scholars and surrealists have banded together into a fighting force capable of standing against B'harne's power and the power of his masters. With the mystic blade of the Barney-Slayer leading the way, these warriors fight a neverending (shouldn't there be a space somewhere?) battle against the forces of Evil and Stupidity.

They are the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

4: Barney is so cool how could they do that???


Ok! Emotional time is over!
I can't think of anymore things to write about. Maybe I'll do a quiz or something, but that's so pointless. I mean you do a quiz to find out more about yourself and reflect on whether or not that's how you want to be. When you do a quiz and post it, it just shows that people don't know you enough from all your posts to tell what kind of person you are and so, you have to post quiz results.

That's just an opinion anyway. You do not have to go ahead and completely stop doing and posting quizzes, I'm going to be a supportive person and say that if you enjoy it, just do it.

Wasn't that just a touching, hope-inspiring moment?

Heck, I'll just do a quiz in the hope of finding peace and tranquility in myself, achieving well being and a heightened ego. Well, here goes.

.......

I couldn't find a proper quiz to take, the ones I found were mainly stupid questions like: "which of my boyfriends would like you?", "are you an idiot?" and "would your heart be eaten by a vampire or a werewolf?". What kind of questions are these? It's bullshit!

So, I have put my own knowledge to the test and made a totally new and original quiz! Jam-packed with meaningful and well thought out questions.

1: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
The largest tortoise on Earth, so that I'll be famous among humans, and they'll treat me with all kinds of luxuries. I can go on land and sea as I desire and get to live long.

2: If you can make a song, what would it be about?
It would have no meaning at all but would be very nice to listen to.

3: What would you do if everyone you knew forgot you existed?
I'd give them a surprise visit right at their own home in a super-realistic Grim Reaper outfit and tell them a friend has departed.

4: There's no more school, ever. What to do?
Celebrate and go out with everyone for the first few months, play computer games the next, then get a job as one of those people who start conversations to persuade others to buy stuff.

5: Are you tired making all this up?
WELL DUH

6: Do you feel like stopping?
I feel like a person who's talking to himself.

7: How do you feel about the holidays?
They're too short and yet are occupied by various outings, CCA activites and tuition lessons.

8: This is the last question.
It's not even a question, but I'm happy!

9: How did you like this quiz?
You suck. When's the real last question and I made it so it didnt feel very special.

10: Will you do quizzes made by me in the future?
If I make anymore!

Congrats! You have finished the quiz! Here are the results.
Isaac is the greatest form of life on Earth anyone could ever reach. In other words, greater than you.

Well, THAt Felt Stupid.