The Actual Post (pun intended, laugh to your heart's content, go on)
Spending 3 weeks preparing for the exams and not posting, I have done so much over this lengthy length of time. So much that I have to summarize it all to fit in a 800x600 window, which I don't really give shit about, but mainly to simplify this extravagant piece of work for the average simpleton the comprehend and understand enough to be translated into priceless information, which would make him/her to be elated in the knowledge of these words enough to keep on reading. (wow, I love wasting people's time)
WEEK 1: the days of anticipation
It was the most precious week we had, the week that would unify us under one common goal. Everyone in the class used this time, paying attention to the lessons, taking down notes, doing extra studying at home and attending as much tuition as they could handle (in my case, once a week).
So, with the exams drawing closer and closer, we trembled in fear, clutching our sword of mechanical pencil lead and black/blue ink pen, wearing the armor of revision, textbooks and homework and holding the shield of relatives expectations, threats of extra tuition. The rewards we were offered inspired us to hold our ground as our sworn enemies, the dreaded OAS sheet, question and answer paper and lastly the answer papers, which were most vulnerable to our weapons, but came in exceedingly large numbers, charged towards us.
Most of the level were prepared, bravely stepping up to the front lines with their boots of arrogance, making the clanking sounds of self praise as they walked. However, some were not, including me, who had spent the entire week playing dota and counter-strike.
WEEK 2 : the day of reckoning
Its was only during the exam period that I felt studying was necessary, dropping the mouse and taking up the textbooks. OH SHIT. Anyway I merely looked through them, answering the questions that caught my attention. After that, which was actually after 2 hours....gimme my com!!! I wanna head shot and get killing spree!!
As such, exams didn't go quite as well as I hoped. Luckily, in a world where people always compare themselves to others, I was fortunate enough to find that most of the entire class found a certain chemistry, A-maths, Chinese and com. humanities paper impossible to do. Isn't it great to be in such a wonderful school?
"If we all fail we fail together, long as we still have each other, and I will still be your friend".....
"And I, and I, and I, eh, eh, eh," this song has no sense...just 1 Rihanna or Ribena whatever dancing with an umbrella. Gonna post about mtv someday. Cool I just visited the ribena website. http://www.ribena.co.uk/index_flash.html
Week 3: marking day and results!!
With the great battle finally over, the survivors slumped back into their comfy chairs, never forgetting the memory of the fallen, who have been defeated repeatedly by the 9 waves of exams. As they rested their weary fingers, they pondered on how they could have done better, trained harder, or received better equipment.
The many wounded students found ways to adapt to their defeat. Firstly, push the blame unto others. Secondly, mope and pout and do everything except repent and work harder for the next exam. It feels great not to be among them.
Estimated Results:
English--B
Chinese--D
Maths--B (improve!!)
A-maths--F (An improved F, but tt doesnt really make a diff does it, 3/4 the class fail)
Com. Humanities--D (also an improvement! half the class fail)
Bio--B
Chem--C (heehee half the class fail)
Physics--Either B or C (section c unmarked, but for leaving out 20 marks and still passing is pretty darn good dont you think)
So there you have it. Enjoy the rest of your lives which just might go to waste once again.
