funnest week ever

Ok, now that I've finished celebrating the end of the end of year exams, I can finally put the events here for all to see. Why do I continue to do all this? I've asked this question to myself several time, resulting in the closing of my previous blog. I mean, I even came to know a stranger from America who actually proved her own intelligence, separating herself from the rest of the gang. How? By reading my blog weekly, and giving insightful comments. Her online name was....damn I forgot. Anyway it felt amazing to know that at least someone gives a damn. It motivated me to do more, better posts. Oh well, that time is gone, but I'll just continue .

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Hey! I managed to go back to my first blog. Apparently her name was evercurious. Yeah she commented for about 3-4 of my posts... fun time blogging about total nonsense. I looked back at my blog and laughed at myself. My posts were so retarded... Actually, I feel ashamed because that page looks incredibly horrible. I don't think I want to look at it ever again. Letting go of the past.

Oh? Where were we? Oh right right this week. Amazing. The highlight was Tuesday as we ( Me, Eng, Lim and Farhan) went to Escape Theme park that day. That was the first time I went there and now I can proudly say that I have done Go Carting. The station was slightly impressive. You would go round and round until you reach the top where there would be a 45 degree slope downwards. I initially planned to speed the whole way but since it was my first time, I decided to slow down. It would've been so much better.

They also had this haunted house, complete with plastic arms and cheap mechanics. It wasn't scary at all except for one part where this guy was shaking back and fourth, electrocuted, in a dim lighted room. That was a bit freaky.

Afterwards, we went on this ride called the Inverter. Like most good rides, it brought us fear and suspence even before the ride.



The look of sheer terror is imprinted on our faces.
True enough, screams of horror arose when the ride started. It's more fun when you let go of the handles, I was the only one doing it though.

Then there was this other ride which wasnt so impressive. All it did was spin us around. Its was closed for cleaning for a while, no surprise for a ride that made me dizzy for the rest of day. However, that was'nt the ride that made me sick, it was what we saw before it.

Basically, there was this Itallian-looking fella with not a, not two, but three girls following him. The only reason we noticed them was because they were making some sult-fest love scene. How could those three girls feel okay with sharing the same guy? I mean, they took turns to hug and kiss him, so weird. It gave me chills and made my body and fingers tense and say, "ugh".

His entire being was the ultimate sterotype of "Pretty-faced lover boy". Imagine the surfer on a Billabong T-shirt. Yeah, that's him. Judging by his face, I'd say his name was Alfonso.

Well, the day didn't end there. After that we went to this buffet cook-it-yourself restuarant called Hans River. The price was $14 per head and I felt that the meal was not worth it. It was fun cooking though. It had all kinds of meat and vegetables, with different add-ons spliting up all the sections. For example, there was Char Siew chicken on one side and Tom Yum chicken on another side.

However, the major let down there was the service. We got served by this midde-aged guy who sold us drinks at $8 per jugg. So we wanted cold water and guess what? He told us straight in the face that the restuarant does not serve water. Wtf? He also served us with half a bowl of rice to start off.

Outraged, we had to settle with being $2 poorer and half a cup of rice short. We didn't take it too well though. Since they decided to treat us second-rate, we decided to give them the same treatment. Hehehe.

I started a "best designed Ice-Kachang" competition to see who could make the best looking clump of ice. They didn't serve us water, so we took their ice away. They didnt serve us rice, so we took away their agar-agar, syrup, milk and other add-ons. Unfortunately, the only reason I won was because no one else wanted to make one, and there was no more ice left. It was so fun seeing all that stuff go to waste.

To top it all off, I put a scoop of ice cream right on the top and gave it a smiley face with a noodle and two jelly cubes. The finished result.




From there we went into Popular bookstore, and behold! I now hold a copy of Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars. It was then that we realised that Lim had left his bag back at the place we ran away laughing from. Luckily they hadn't checked on our spot yet. The fools.

Well, the day was done from there. We went our separate ways and I enjoyed installing my new game. That day was fun, and I must have a day like that again. I must.

Enjoy living life, fellow men and women free from exams.

What am I gonna do...

Alright, here we go. The exams are over and I'm trying to make this post as simple as possible. I'm going to have to supress my joy for this one. However, WAAAAHHHHHOOOO!!!!! ITS ALL OVER! Let's have a party! Wreck someone's house! Burn it! Let's dance all night, eat, drink and be merry! All laws no longer apply, we can do anything we want now, and theres nothing any person could do to stop us. We are immortal. We are empowered. We are....free.

Yes! Everything we've studied for has now been applied on the final papers and this is our moment, our time, our glory. Let us seize this opportunity to get as much fun imaginable. To enjoy our 2 1/2 months of freedom, to spend every precious moment as if it were our last.

Life is good.

Tomorrow I shall embark on a joorney to my friend's house to play video games and sports! Not to mention he has a rubik's cube! Haw Haw!

Anyway, I want to keep this post short so I can go back to playing games, I'll see you when I pass out and hallucinate. Have fun everyone!




I think she was referring to me in that post. I don't know, being in confusion is the worst torment anyone can recieve.

The first wave has passed, im tired, but i'm not giving up!

The first wave? u ask. Well, for those who know me well enough, this would be the dreaded Chinese Paper 1, 2, AND oral. The only thing I have tuition for, this subject has been both a pain and a joy. Many times I was encountered outdoors by a person who only spoke chinese, probably becuase I looked the most intelligent. He would ask me directions to the nearest whatever or ask me to donate money for some charity. Using this gift of language, I was able to purposely direct them the wrong way and refuse to donate without just shaking my head and saying "HUh?". My blessing is their curse, that's my rationale to dislike studying Chinese.

Anyway, although I'm estatic that a certain language paper has come to pass, it is only the first hurdle, no matter how much I consider it not to be. There's still A-Maths, Chemistry and Combined humanities. I'm not sure why I keep failing that subject. After all, it's just having to remember events, patterns or formations and display them in an organised format. I blame rabbits for this. They seem innocent, but deep down they're the real cause of man's problems.

As for continuing my earlier post, as promised, we know that promises are the only thing you can break without touching. Which means, no. I've finally realised why I wanted to write all that stuff down in the first place. There was so much more I could have disclosed. Apparently, Chinese has influenced me so much that it caused me to draw attention to the others things I hate, thus allowing itself to manifest in my brain and my heart, taking control of my will and my soul.

Sometimes I feel that people are trying to make me feel jealous. I mean, at an ALL GUYS school, people offer gifts to other people, whether its a sip of a drink or a prepaid card for maple, and then look at me and SMILE. Wtf? Oh no, it's happening again!! ARRGggghH Chinese! Stop messing with me!!

Must stop writing, must not let Chinese take control....But, must finish post before its too late...

As a last note, bands like hoobastank, jet, creed, limp bizket, goo goo dolls, alien ant farm, korn, electrico, the offspring and maroon 5 have all appeared on MTV at least once. They danced, rapped, sang, played, rocked and swooned in the videos they produced. That is true talent, using what you have to make something good. Unlike the crap they show on MTV presently. Now its full of music videos with at least 1 minute of half-naked dancing girls or anything else that's seductive, complete with bad lyrics. It's not about the music anymore. I pity the fools who fell into MTV's trap, not knowing what true music is. They might as well call it STV. I'll leave you to decide what the S stands for.

Well, that's it. More to come when the exams are over.

Die! You Fugly Man Whores!!!

Its youth, its power, explode! Not updating for an insanely long time has cluttered enough shit in my head that I have to let it all loose. Do you want to get inside my brain? Dammit there's actually something to think about now, not just the release of the latest Xbox 360 dame Halo 3, or the fact that I'm getting more handsome by the second.

No! The exams are coming, and guess what? I do not know whether to get serious or get slacked. Point is, the more serious I get, the more anti-social, boring and frustrated my life becomes. However, staying the way I am, knowing that although it's more fun and carefree, the results are gonna come back to haunt my very existence.

As such, I will now allow myself to clear my mind by putting everything I love and hate into this neat little packet of information we call a post. Doing this lets me focus on other things, and in case I forget what I'm thinking (most likely due to my brain deflating from A-maths), I can always come back and look here.

If you like any thing I have put in the list below, send me an email so that I may add you to my spam filter. Or you can complain to me personally and I'll buy you some ice cream. You big, fat crybaby.

Number 1 : Media Whores.
Simply put, a whore is a person who sells his/her body to be viewed, used or abused in order to gain money, publicity or pleasure. What really pisses me off is that they're actually getting more money through selling themselves then the average psychiatrist, who spends his life helping others, due to the horny-ness and stupidity of rich , spoilt Americans. The more famous whores include:

Rihanna
Actually, she wasn't a whore from the beginning, producing catchy songs like SOS and pon de replay.However, it was all downhill from there. Now she's just a talentless piece of meat, making songs like umbrella, ella , ella. Retarded spastic singer.



Your just a better-looking version of William Hung. Freak.


Usher
Wanna hear a poser sing about his body? Here's your man.

"You like what you see? come and get me!" "Yeah! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah!"
The two things only a whore such as usher could possibly say.

On a side note:
Nice armpit hair, asshole.


Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Simple life my fart. These whores are getting tons of money by being idiots in a show that isn't even funny. Make a show about two rich brats living as farmers? What about the real farmers that actually do everything right but still earn 1/100000 as much as these morons? Someone do a favour for that chihuahua and end its suffering. That animal being alive or not in another person's care is proof that Animal Abuse Activists aren't doing a good enough job.

They look like trash, and smell like trash, and are as stupid as trash. You dumb producers.
There's rarely a show where sex is made funny, shows that accomplished this have surpassed American influence, thus making them good.That's why I watch anime and the occasional Korean drama.

Ok, it seems that I forgot the name of the others I saw. The rest were probably just backup dancers, the ones in woodlands, or arrested for bad driving. Gonna stop here for now, more on the same subject coming soon!

Fear.

Everyone has fears, they grip people like a vice, letting go only when they possess the strength to fight it. Personally, there are still some fears that I have yet to conquer. Namely demonic attack, studies, and an uneventful life.

Dammit, I've read so many things. Articles, stories, facts, books, and most importantly the bible. They've basically said this one thing: "The Lord is my shepherd, who shall I fear?" I don't think I'm prepared to fight spiritually and academically.Yet I do not want my life to waste away.

Ok, this might be pretty silly , but I am terrified of being haunted in a toilet. I've read in a book and afterwards thought long about how God would put difficulties in front of us in order to test us, and should we pass, allow us to grow in spirit.

The reason I'm quite frightened by all this is the rationale behind my thinking. My thoughts would go, "If I were to be attacked, it would only prove the presence of God and of spirits. However, If I need to be attacked in order to have faith, haven't I already lost the battle that is to come?"

To summarise this thought, I have made this slightly retarded poster.



The worst time to encounter paranormal beings is when your pants are down.

Wah, I'm getting tired already, I wanted to post about more stuff. Some random stuff, like the superhero my sister and I made up. With the superhero being my brother.

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Ah heck, since I've started typing about it, might as well show the whole thing.

What's the name of the hero?

His Name Is Appendix Man!

Ian Wong started out as a normal individual. Boring, ignorant, and unattractive (Hahahahahaha). But then, on one eventful day, he drank, Chemical X. Granting him ultra-super non-appendix based powers (through surgery)! Ian Wong, and no one else because he is a loner, has dedicated his life to fighting crime, and the forces of evil!

Appendix man, appendix man,
Does whatever appendix man does,
Does he have an appendix,
No he doesn't, he's appendix man
Look out, here comes appendix man...

"Halt there villain! Stealing is BAD!" Ian shouts in what he hopes to be a commanding voice.
"Oh no!" the thief cries, "he doesn't have an appendix!!!!"

Appendix man, appendix man,
Does whatever appendix man does,
Does he have an appendix,
No he doesn't, he's appendix man
Look out, here comes appendix man...

This post is getting dumber by the second.
So I shall stop here.

See ya everybody!

Thank You E-Learning

Ok, most of you might not know what this E-learning is in the first place, but simply put, it's a time when we get to stay at home and log on to school website to receive lessons and homework. Compared to normal schooling, this programme is total pawnage.

1. pawnage (noun?)

getting owned like a pawn in a game, usually an online video game.

In this case, normal school fought with E-learning, and got itself whooped by the power of technology.



Anyway, due to this school programme, I have enjoyed 2 days of relaxation, which means I didn't have to go to school. Instead, I went to my friend, Farhan's, place with a lot of other friends to study for an hour, then played the PlayStation 2 and Risk. After that, we went for a long, carefree swim in the condominium's gigantic swimming pool, which had a huge water slide and a place where you could turn these little valves and water would pour out on top.

To top it all off, we had a tom yum steamboat for dinner, filled with crab meat, sausages, tofu, prawns, the works. It's too bad I wasn't allowed to stay for the night, I had to get home to sleep then come back the next day. Personally, I did not see the logic behind that action. I was continuously warned about drugs, smoking, alcohol, women, whatever. But there weren't any of those things there. Well, maybe it's just he wants me to come back home safe.

I can be trusted to take care of myself, can't I?

Waking up the following day, I went back and once again, took a very enjoyable swim in the vast body of water, helped clean up, and went to play Dota! At a Local Administrative Network shop! My razor owns la.

During the swim, however, one or two of us were a bit too worried about their image. They kinda described themselves as chubby and fat. Which is why I shall relate this event to a show I watched a few days ago. It's called "two hundred pound beauty" which, if you have seen enough, you would know to be a Korean drama.

Basically, it's a show where this fat but talented women gets a revolutionary plastic surgery operation and becomes incredibly beautiful, taking a new identity. This women later finds out that being good looking does not matter as much as being talented.

The point is, as long as you are good at doing something, and enjoy doing it, looking good doing it wouldn't be very important, unless you're a model.

Taking only but a moment, I noticed that the actress who played the beautiful version, in a way, resembles Lydia.


This is the picture of the actress, not Lydia.

Ah heck, its 11.22 already? Man I wanted to go play Gunbound after this...
Oh yeah, don't forget to leave time out for stoning!

I'm away from my computer, and I love it

Man, going out never seemed better than staying at home to me. At home, I have Dota, CS, Dawn of War, Gun bound, you name it. The process of gaming at home is very complex, as there are many processes that go into this exciting and revolutionary course of action. In order to put this confusing process into words, the following steps have been organized into point form.

Take note, this will be THE most mind-blowing and confusing list you will ever read in your entire life. This is not recommended for the pregnant or the faint hearted.

STEP 1 : TURN ON THE COMPUTER
STEP 2 : PLAY GAMES ON THE COMPUTER
STEP 3 GET TIRED AND SLEEP OR KEEP PLAYING UNTIL YOU PASS OUT
STEP 4 : TURN ON THE PLAYSTATION 2

If you look like this at the end of the day, you have successfully became a full-fledged, 100 percent, all-mighty nerd.


Isn't playing computer games everyday so worthwhile?

Why am I saying this? Isaac, saying that computer games aren't first? Pssff. Well, that's because I spent the day doing what I actually wanted to do, and would really enjoy. Not just play games. Here's how the day went by

7:00 : Attended school national day celebration, which was immensely disgusting and got tempted to play at a LAN shop, the place where groups of people gather to play the coolest, greatest computer games that ever were. Such as maple story.

"Wow, I've killed enough level 3 monsters and gained a level! Now, I can fight level 4 monsters!!" Play maple story, trust me, you won't waste a second of your time.

9:30 : Walked to Nicholas eng's house. He is a friend of mine, who looks like this.


Along the way, Nicholas lim, who followed, threw a freaking hard seed at me, and I was running, making it hurt even more. But I laughed it off, with a ice cube to my forehead.


At nicholas' house, we played my favourite board game, RISK, the game of global domination. It was very enjoyable, as the forces of happiness (yellow), triumphed over the power of anger (red). Then we played Kingdom Hearts 2, in which you must play at least 3 hours in order to finish the introduction. Nicholas Lim, however, seemed to enjoy it. "Im owning! WOAH!" he cried.



We went to MacDonald's to eat lunch, the place where we all tried to restrain ourselves from throwing rolled-up food wrapping into that area reserved for a pack of fart-noisy children, whose screams drowned out the sound of our important disscussion of what that tasty treat with the flour mixed with peanut was called.

Going back to the house, we played Star Wars: III which was very cool. Zi guang, who also followed us, was very good at the game. Dodging, blocking, and counter attacking.


The face of a true gamer.

Actually, gaming is fun, but not if you are planning to play it for several hours, so we went to....THE BEACH!! Best time ever. We cycled to a nice spot where we sat down and watched the waves beat on the breakwater. As we talked, stress literally left us, I was free. Yeeeeaaaahhh.

Well, nothing much happened afterwards. We just went home and I plucked my butt on the computer, typing the post you see now. Have fun stoning everyone!

Man, I wanna try ice skating tomorrow..